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A HEART ATTACK IS A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

Updated: Oct 26, 2023

DOES SHE REALY LOVE YOU?


A joke by Dr. Saghiv

Are heart attacks always a bad thing, or could it set you up for life???

I guess it depends on who you ask. I heard a story about a woman that saves the life of a magical being. In return, the magical being gives the woman three magical wishes, yet they come with a severe warning - whatever you wish for yourself, your husband will get 1,000 times more.


The woman undeterred, does not care. The magical being asks her: "what is your first wish"? - "I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world" she says. The magical being warns her that her husband will be 1,000 times more handsome. The woman says "I don't care", so the magical being turns her into the most beautiful woman in the world.


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The magical being asks her: "what is your second wish"? - "I want to be the richest woman in the world" she says. The magical being warns her that her husband will be 1,000 times richer. The woman says "I don't care", so the magical being turns her into the richest woman in the world.


The magical being asks her: "what is your last wish"? - "I want to experience a small heart attack" she says...


I am Dr. Saghiv, and I have a sense of humor. Do you? - hope you enjoyed the JOKE!


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